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:iconhokeywolfe:
hokeywolfe Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
Totally awesome! Exactly why I don't have a smart phone. Know it would set a trap for me. :tp:
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Very clever of you, John! I must confess that I have now some somehow smart phone - not the famous brand for which the CEO makes a million dollar a day, but nevertheless a phone that can do more than making a phone call. So maybe I have been partially trapped too!
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:iconhokeywolfe:
hokeywolfe Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
My real fear of having a "Smart Phone" is that the Phone would turn out to be smarter than me. Think about it. This could be the start of the takeover of the World by Robots! ;)
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Well, that's on the way. Have you heard of that google self driving car?
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:iconnirka:
Nirka Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
J'adore! :clap:
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Les iPhones? ;)
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:iconnirka:
Nirka Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
Hein?
Quoi??
J'entends plus rien... j'ai telecharge l'appli...
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
tu dois avoir du fromage dans l'oreille :D
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:iconnirka:
Nirka Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012
:lol:
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:iconbymano:
bymano Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
this invention(idea) hope to brings you something consistent ;).
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Yes, indeed: a bill at the end of each month, and an autistic behavior! :D
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:iconbymano:
bymano Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
and we are more happy for this change - ohhh how strange we are :lol:
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Yes. Let's step back for a moment.
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:iconxxxfishbonesxxx:
xxXfishbonesXxx Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Student
Haha nice
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:D I mean it!
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:iconxxxfishbonesxxx:
xxXfishbonesXxx Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012  Student
Indeed you do XD
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:iconziuek:
ziuek Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah.... straight to the point :)
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
... people won't be able to tell they were not warned! :D
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:iconziuek:
ziuek Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think it's too late for some of them... ;)
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Yes, you're right!
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:iconjmgmarco:
jmgmarco Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Très fort !
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Merci. Ah, j'ai une grande liste de i-Pieges a con, mais il me faut du temps pour les faire.
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Aluccia71 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
I have an IPhone and a cat, doesn't need a star tac :P
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:D
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:iconbridge-villian:
bridge-villian Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
ne pas le vin, le fromage et la pomme sera la mort de nous tous.... ;-)
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Exactement! :D
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:icontrynke:
trynke Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Student General Artist
like :D
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks!
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:iconmylermontov:
MYLermontov Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
Actually a little cheese with an apple goes nicely together ...
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Absolutely! Except that in the real world, the apple bites us, and not the opposite.
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GregorKerle Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
:rofl: Think twice!
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Indeed! :D
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Milanogreg Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
Love it...
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks, Greg!
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:iconeyedance:
EyeDance Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
:D :D :D :D :D :rofl:

What a classic take on the iApp Generation! Kudos to you and double fav (dA doesn't allow that, but in my mind, I even quadrupled that already).

What a shame Carol threw her iPhone on the all when she was fed up with it. If she didn't, I would try to build that trap myself. Her iPhone, your imagination. Should have worked. :-)
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djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks, Bruno. Oh, I still have in mind to find a place where I could get free broken (i)phones. I am sure I could make plenty of stupid photos with them!
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:iconrdalpes:
rdalpes Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
presque du canibalisme !!
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Clairement, a 300000 iphones vendus PAR JOUR au 4eme trimestre 2011, c'est clairement l'humanite entiere qui est en train de se faire canibaliser!
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:iconrdalpes:
rdalpes Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
moi je pensais au mulot pout le faire marcher :)
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:iconmamyz:
mamyZ Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
Où est la souris ? Prise ou partie indemne ?
Super utilisation du portable !
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Le client se fait attraper a tous les coups!
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RichardLeach Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012   Traditional Artist
priceless :lol:
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Would all this technology be that good if it was literally priceless? ;)
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ArgentumChloride Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
B-b-but the iPad 38738476, now with the improved technologies such as retina display, femur casing and the new, awesome anal port (that's right folks, you can try and cram anything into it, it will only make your device cringe and everything that comes out is utter sh*t!).
Now for only $999999,99 (white version, with 16GB of unusable memory, since you can only connect to Apple and nothing else). And because we're racist, the black version, which does the exact same thing is now $200 more expensive. Order now! :D
Oh, and this is the most innovative commercial ever! [link]
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Haha! Excellent comment, Bogdan. And this gentleman's rant feels good!
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:iconargentumchloride:
ArgentumChloride Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
My anarchist side got the best of me :XD:
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Don't go against your true nature!
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EyeDance Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
If there was something like a Grammy or an Oscar for commenting on dA, you'd have won, hands down. :-) It was a pleasure to read, and mirrored my own sentiments.

Oh, and not to forget: be quick to have that anal port licenced as your invention, or Apple will crap allover you at some not very distant point in the future. In cold blood, they would claim it was their idea. And that you're trying to rip them off. No Sir, it was your idea, I testify to that, any detrimental claim is therefore declared invalid. :D
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ArgentumChloride Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Why, thank you, good sir! :bow:
It's great to see people appreciate sarcasm and humor no matter the form, size or color it comes into. :D
Also, the anal port technology is quite endangered by Apple and Apple only. Come to think of it, the next time I come up with a very, very bad idea about something that is useless, unpractical, unsafe and utterly wrong (and should be killed with fire) I'll make sure to apply for a post as a Designer/Engineer at Apple. That way, people can enjoy overpriced and over-hyped products even more and maybe I can make a buck or two :D
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EyeDance Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
You're clearly on the right track here - and excuse my french: fuck Apple and make a buck or two out of it. :D

Your very, very bad ideas are very good ideas indeed. That Designer/Engineer job is yours now, as of today! And since I do not own any shares in Apple Inc. : Go wild! :D
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